Before you wear that dirty/torn underwear

1. What if you faint? Auntie, I do hope you have seen someone faint before, especially on a miniskirt. All your asset will be on display and no one will even care. Oh, we will care after you've been resuscitated and we'll be like fine girl like you, 'na so so yanmayanma underwear dey rush … Continue reading Before you wear that dirty/torn underwear

7 observable ironies of life

1. Short statured guys and their love for BBW: Maybe, just maybe it's a curse but all my short-statured friends will never date someone their size, not even for a day. Their love for sizes that will shorten their lifespan is forever their desire. Kilode?! 2. Extremely religious Alfas and their extreme intelligence in western … Continue reading 7 observable ironies of life

5 reasons to wash your hand before eating

We are gonna be discussing solid reasons to wash our hands before handling our food. No we are not germophobes, but it is only reasonable to wash our hands to avoid food poisoning stories that touch. Most often than not, we lie against food vendors saying we had been food-poisoned following our visitation, but it … Continue reading 5 reasons to wash your hand before eating

8 acts we find most irritating on social media, what’s yours?

1. Fake profiles: Striker at Real Madrid.......really? CEO at Chefron, Hahahaha...that already gave u away my friend. Enjoy the period when you are nothing, so when you actually become something, it is worth the fame! 2. Posing in front of a car: You can't even afford a bicycle without breaks yet you disturb people for … Continue reading 8 acts we find most irritating on social media, what’s yours?

7 Basic self-information you MUST have off-hand

1. Height: Do you have to use a tailor's meter rule anytime you want to apply for Military vacancy? Really? Of a truth, this singular question may be the last straw that would break your camel's back someday in an interview. 2. Weight: Your weight doesn't mean a shyte to you, oh, you look average … Continue reading 7 Basic self-information you MUST have off-hand